Points to Ponder

If money does not grow on trees, then why do Banks have branches???
Why does a round pizza come in a square box???
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle???
Why do you still call it a building, when it is already built???
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what are others here for???
If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots???
We are a funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world...
Enjoy...

rama and krishna

Which colour is common between Rama and Krishna??

Hare Rama and Hare Krishna

Wrong number

A husband made a call to hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket stadium...He asked, "What is the condition?"
He died after hearing the answer..."7 are already out...3 more will be out hopefully by lunch. The first one was a duck."

Summa

Summa irukravan summa illama summa irukravangalukku summa summa sms anuppina, summa irukravanga summa summa sms padichuttu, summa illama athai summa nalu perrukku anuppuvanga. Summa solranu ippo neega summa irundhrdatheenga, summa irukkuravangalukku intha messagai forward pannunga. Illena summa irunga. Summa than sonnen, athukku poi ipdi kobabatta epdi. Enakkaha summa sirichaduku thanks. Summa bore adichuthu, athan ipdi summa oru sms...

Tamil commands

Save - Vechiko
Save As- Aiye appadiye vacheko
Save All - Allathaiyum vacheko
Find - thedu
Find again - inoru thaba thedu
Move - Jaga vaangu
Zoom -Persa kaatu
Open - thora naina
Replace - Itha thooki apdika podu, atha thooki ippdika podu
Cut - vetti kadasu
Paste - ottu
Paste special - nalla echa tottu ottu
Drag&Hold - Nalla isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? - Maiyallume thookidava
Access denied - Kaiya vacha keesiduven

Dancing Ganesha

A ship was about to sink. All aboard started to pray to Lord Ganesha. But He started dancing. The confused people asked the reason the Lord was dancing. He said, "Varsha varsham yenna beachla thallivittutu ippidi thane dance aduvinga."(Every year you immerse me into the sea and dance like this)

square Vs circle

Question: Who is intelligent? Square or circle

Answer: Square-kku naalu moola. Circle-kku moolaye illa.