Points to Ponder

If money does not grow on trees, then why do Banks have branches???
Why does a round pizza come in a square box???
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle???
Why do you still call it a building, when it is already built???
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what are others here for???
If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots???
We are a funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world...
Enjoy...

rama and krishna

Which colour is common between Rama and Krishna??

Hare Rama and Hare Krishna

Wrong number

A husband made a call to hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket stadium...He asked, "What is the condition?"
He died after hearing the answer..."7 are already out...3 more will be out hopefully by lunch. The first one was a duck."

Summa

Summa irukravan summa illama summa irukravangalukku summa summa sms anuppina, summa irukravanga summa summa sms padichuttu, summa illama athai summa nalu perrukku anuppuvanga. Summa solranu ippo neega summa irundhrdatheenga, summa irukkuravangalukku intha messagai forward pannunga. Illena summa irunga. Summa than sonnen, athukku poi ipdi kobabatta epdi. Enakkaha summa sirichaduku thanks. Summa bore adichuthu, athan ipdi summa oru sms...

Tamil commands

Save - Vechiko
Save As- Aiye appadiye vacheko
Save All - Allathaiyum vacheko
Find - thedu
Find again - inoru thaba thedu
Move - Jaga vaangu
Zoom -Persa kaatu
Open - thora naina
Replace - Itha thooki apdika podu, atha thooki ippdika podu
Cut - vetti kadasu
Paste - ottu
Paste special - nalla echa tottu ottu
Drag&Hold - Nalla isthu pudi
Do you want to delete selected item? - Maiyallume thookidava
Access denied - Kaiya vacha keesiduven

Dancing Ganesha

A ship was about to sink. All aboard started to pray to Lord Ganesha. But He started dancing. The confused people asked the reason the Lord was dancing. He said, "Varsha varsham yenna beachla thallivittutu ippidi thane dance aduvinga."(Every year you immerse me into the sea and dance like this)

square Vs circle

Question: Who is intelligent? Square or circle

Answer: Square-kku naalu moola. Circle-kku moolaye illa.

I'm..u r...

I am CM
U r PM

I am local
U r ISD

I am star
U r superstar

I am silver
U r gold

I am 10% dubakur,
U r 100% dubakur...

summa adhurum...

"Shivaji"nu sonna summa adhurum.
Yen pera soli un cella thookki potta summa sedharum

Masters

Student: "Tea master tea poduvaru, barotta master barotta poduvaru, maths master maths poduvaru, neega Head master, eppa sir mandaiya podaporinga."

Order

Judge, "Order, Order"
Accused, "1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 puri, 4 idli, 5 vada and 1 cool drink."
Judge, "Shut up."
Accused, "No...no...7 up"

ABCDEFG...HIJ

A= Ur attractive
B= Ur brilliant
C= Ur cute
D= Ur dear 2 me
E= Ur excellent
F= Ur funny
G= Ur great

HIJ
Hello, I'm Joking...

Essay on cow...read at ur own risk

he is d cow. He has got four legs together. Tow are on forward and two are afterwards. It will gave the milk which common from 4 taps attached to the underground. It is motion is very used full and green colowur. It has tail situated in the background and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many will used it as vehicle also.

ennakku enna kidaikkum

"Darling, naan ungalukku ippadiye samachi potukite irunda enaku enna kidaikkum?"

"Ennoda insurance panam seekiram kidaikkum."

yanglish

Yelho mam, Yhappi nite.. Sarry, I am pul tite...if thery is ani swelling mistake, them plz carrot it and reed. Plz don't fishtake me...gunite..cheet drums

SMS...sms...

Eppa parthalum good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night... Illana hi da, How r u..., Eppa parthalum I like ur friendship nu oru sms, illana vera orutharudaya kavithaiya fwd panrathu. Apram sardarji-ya vambukku ilukkuradu. Pavam Ajithayum, vijayayum vidrathilla.Adu illama, today's thathuvamnu oru mokka, apram intha msg a 4 perukku anuppalena sami kanna kutthumnu sollaradu, ithae velaya pochu. Thirundave matangappa.
Sari matter onnum illa, nanum good morningnu sollathan sms pannan

In the air

A guy suddenly got up in a plane and said, "Hijack!!". Everybody put their hands up....Another guy suddenly got up and said, "HiJohn!!!"

Gandhiji's photos

From this October 2nd, I have resolved to collect Gandhiji's photos. If you wish to contribute to my collection, please do so. Only condition is that it must be on Rs. 500 or Rs.1000 note.

Coffee

Husband: Kamala oru cuppu coffee...

Wife: Ennadhu...

Husband: Tharattumannu kettein.

Tanglish song

Cow dead...Man eat...keep skin...tie a drum...Beat da Beat da Tongue nosa Tongue nosa Tongue nosa Tongue nosa Tongue nosa Tongue nos... what are u staring at? This is Naaku mooka in english.

Laughable Quotes

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ~Agnes Repplier

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ~Yiddish Proverb

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. ~Max Eastman

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. ~Author unknown, from an editorial in New York Tribune, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren

Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~Mort Walker

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~Arnold Glasow

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - its as simple as that. - Jay Leno

One doesn't have the sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

He who laughs, lasts. - Mary Pettibone poole

Laughter is inner jogging. - Norman Cousins

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.- Michael Pritchard

Constitution gives people the right to persue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Ben Franklin

Nobody really cares if you're miserable. So you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally at one place. - Josh Billings